About to get Hammered

No......not talking about although It is Friday......There is a line of storms moving in, the wind is gusting about 50mph and were expecting about 2 inches of rain tonite!!
Just gonna hunker down and toss back a few adult beverages...

You guys be safe up there on the mountain top. I would advise against running outside with a golf club held over your head if there is any lightning. I'm with the government, I'm here to help.

jaarch wrote:You guys be safe up there on the mountain top. I would advise against running outside with a golf club held over your head if there is any lightning. I'm with the government, I'm here to help.

Thats like an oxymoron......you know like "jumbo shrimp"

Oohh heres a good one...............Central INTELLIGENCE agency

Department of Interior......They are responsible for everything outside..........

Locks on a 7-11 store ( they are open 24/7 365 days a year)

Melted Ice...................wouldnt that be ........water

any one else have any good ones??

Oooohhh.................Hard Water..........

tcarp66 wrote:Oooohhh.................Hard Water..........

somethings wrong tracy , please and take cover , ma always put us under the ketchen table , thinking back , just what the hell would that table do to protect me from a tornato , seriously , be carefull up there tracy , be ready to take cover in a safe place , seen that 1 lady and her child got killed today when a tonato struck her home , she was in the bathroom and a beam fell on them , they found her baby alive in the mess , and i think others were killed also , man i hate bad weather , we have no protection here , the center of my house is'nt any stronger then the out side walls

Rough night last night but no touchdowns, thank God! Those winds were extreme. hope you're ok Tracy and Trip.

Im OK here.............a little flooding in some spots.......high winds. 50 mph at least. Its beautiful right now. 50 degrees and sunny

good to hear you all dodges this storm , some wernt so lucky i sorry to say

Glad your ok Tracy.

tcarp66 wrote:any one else have any good ones??

Lets not forget, the near miss. Wouldn't that be a hit?

What about............Medium Large....

oven fried.....................

Wow........my own little post Ho thread!!! ...............

ya tracy , you a good ho , i'm still trying to understand what just happened to this post , it went side ways or sumtem

actionpack wrote:ya tracy , you a good ho , i'm still trying to understand what just happened to this post , it went side ways or sumtem

Bill.....its just a bunch of words that dont really make sense. You not the only one who dont know what happened here. Only three or four members have replied..

tcarp66 wrote:

actionpack wrote:ya tracy , you a good ho , i'm still trying to understand what just happened to this post , it went side ways or sumtem

Bill.....its just a bunch of words that dont really make sense. You not the only one who dont know what happened here. Only three or four members have replied..

most of what i say and do don't make much since , i should fit in around here just fine ,

As Steve Martin once said "May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?"

jaarch wrote:As Steve Martin once said "May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?"

I love Steve Martin

jaarch wrote:As Steve Martin once said "May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?"

now you see , i think of a darn thing to say that would mean something ,

If you liked that one Bill, you're gonna love this....

If the wind fell out of the sail on the backside of an inverted skyscraper, how many chairs would fall over in the unemployment line?

The answer is...three. Because Ice cream has no backbone.