farmer and the bull

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. Anyway, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to give him once per day.


The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!



I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him..... But they taste kind of like peppermint.....   

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actionpack wrote: I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him..... But they taste kind of like peppermint.....   

and turned your beard white also.

hey larry, how ya been doing bro?

fcsnuffy wrote:hey larry, how ya been doing bro?

    Still alive and kicking and how you be Greg?--------

pretty good bud. ready to put a few miles on the scoot next year. bet i didn't ride 3 or 4 k miles this last year. every time i turned around it was go to this doc or that doc but thats behind us now. big guy upstaris took real good care of me. of course he likes guys who wear chaps..........................

fcsnuffy wrote:pretty good bud. ready to put a few miles on the scoot next year. bet i didn't ride 3 or 4 k miles this last year. every time i turned around it was go to this doc or that doc but thats behind us now. big guy upstaris took real good care of me. of course he likes guys who wear chaps..........................

You have a guy living in your attic that "likes" other guys in chaps ...    

NeonLeon wrote:

fcsnuffy wrote:pretty good bud. ready to put a few miles on the scoot next year. bet i didn't ride 3 or 4 k miles this last year. every time i turned around it was go to this doc or that doc but thats behind us now. big guy upstaris took real good care of me. of course he likes guys who wear chaps..........................

You have a guy living in your attic that "likes" other guys in chaps ...    

   

Wow...this is like the old days...didnt take long for this thread to go off the rails...
Hey Actionpack.......how you been Bro.

tcarp66 wrote:Wow...this is like the old days...didnt take long for this thread to go off the rails...
Hey Actionpack.......how you been Bro.  

not to bad for a old fart , wife and I both hurt , but we keep moving to try and stay healthy ,  

actionpack wrote:

tcarp66 wrote:Wow...this is like the old days...didnt take long for this thread to go off the rails...
Hey Actionpack.......how you been Bro.  

not to bad for a old fart , wife and I both hurt , but we keep moving to try and stay healthy ,  

   Bill, I can't figure out why your wife married someone who was 75 years older than she is.      --------

Larry .... she must be legally blind ... just sayin'
       

she was looking for a sugar daddy , and I was purty , and hung well ,