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I was standing at the bar at the VFW one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.
" Cost me 6 stitches...but,
When you’re over seventy...............who cares?
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you.
" Cost me 6 stitches...but,
When you’re over seventy...............who cares?
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Sons of Liberty - SC Chapter
A wise man's heart directs him toward the right, but the foolish man's heart directs him toward the left. Ecclesiastes 10-2
I don't have an attitude...I was just born with lots of character!!!
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